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Mallory Ortberg

The Only Time I’ve Ever Been To Connecticut

An informational interview during which the author is advised, “Find a rich husband, and then you can work at whatever you like on the side, and it doesn’t matter, because you already have money.”

Mallory Ortberg The Toast May 2014 10min Permalink