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May 14, 2018

Crime

The All-American Bank Heist

Having fallen on hard times, a former football star and the pride of his small town decides to rob the local bank. His weapons of choice: Craigslist, bear mace, and an inner tube.

David Kushner GQ Oct 2010 20min Permalink