A Man Walks Into a Bank
“What could possibly be funnier than depositing a perfectly ridiculous, obviously false, fake cheque?”
“What could possibly be funnier than depositing a perfectly ridiculous, obviously false, fake cheque?”
Patrick Combs The Financial Times Aug 2012 10min Permalink
In a posthumously published essay, Twain recounts dreams of a long-lost love.
Mark Twain Harper's Dec 1912 Permalink
“Transforming into an Administrative Jekyll for a certain amount of time every day limits the amount of time my Creative Hyde can come up with content to market and sell. Luckily, amphetamines have that problem tackled as well: when you’re using them, you don’t have to sleep… at all.”
Trent Wolbe The Verge Jul 2012 15min Permalink
This isn't an essay or simply a woe-is-we narrative about how hard it is to be a black boy in America. This is a lame attempt at remembering the contours of slow death and life in America for one black American teenager under Central Mississippi skies. I wish I could get my Yoda on right now and surmise all this shit into a clean sociopolitical pull-quote that shows supreme knowledge and absolute emotional transformation, but I don't want to lie.
Kiese Laymon Cold Drank Jul 2012 20min Permalink
The frenzied few days before the wedding of Prince Charles and Diana Spencer.
Marie Brenner New York Aug 1981 25min Permalink
An Englishman’s account of the first modern Olympic games.
G. S. Robertson The Fortnightly Review Jun 1896 30min Permalink
Three years after her gold-medal performance – and amidst rumors of a fall from grace – the author travels to Transylvania to track down gymnast Nadia Comaneci. He also enjoys several drinks with her coach, Bela Karolyi.
Part of our Olympics primer, on the Longform blog.
Bob Ottum Sports Illustrated Nov 1979 25min Permalink
Meeting Nick Drake, London, 1970.
Brian Cullman The Paris Review Jul 2012 Permalink
A personal reflection on bird-watching and relationships.
Jonathan Franzen New Yorker Aug 2005 50min Permalink
What happens when a complete stranger becomes convinced you’re the Zodiac killer.
Michael O'Hare Washington Monthly May 2009 10min Permalink
A veteran critic reviews 32 shows in 30 days.
Robert Christgau Village Voice Jul 2006 20min Permalink
On collecting books.
I have lived in books, for books, by and with books; in recent years, I have been fortunate enough to be able to live from books. And it was through books that I first realised there were other worlds beyond my own; first imagined what it might be like to be another person; first encountered that deeply intimate bond made when a writer's voice gets inside a reader's head.
Julian Barnes The Guardian Jun 2012 15min Permalink
How six different people live off six different, and wildly varying, incomes.
Jon Ronson GQ Jul 2012 15min Permalink
How the author became tangled up with an international con man who may or may not have murdered several people.
Brad Stone Businessweek Jun 2012 15min Permalink
Remembering George Plimpton’s old-fashioned style.
Above all, he was a gentleman, one of the last—a figure so archaic, it could be easily mistaken for something else. No, my father’s voice was not an act, something chosen or practiced in front of mirrors: he came from a different world, where people talked differently, and about different things; where certain things were discussed, and certain things were not—and his voice simply reflected this.
Taylor Plimpton New Yorker Jun 2012 10min Permalink
Visiting his daughter in San Francisco, the author longs for food delivery in Manhattan.
Calvin Trillin New Yorker Jan 2003 10min Permalink
A coffee shop owner finally gets to shut down his store.
Neal Pollack Chicago Reader Sep 2000 10min Permalink
On conspiracy theories in sports, from the ‘85 NBA draft lottery to Michael Phelps’ gold medal performance in the 100-meter butterfly.
Patrick Hruby The Post Game May 2012 Permalink
The author recounts playing herself – best-selling author Sloane Crosley – on an episode of “Gossip Girl.”
Sloane Crosley The Believer Jun 2012 20min Permalink
“I turned to see Eva padding around the room, naked, dipping a small plastic wand into the bottle of bubble soap she’d bought at the market… Sometime in the far future, when I was lying on my deathbed, I said, this was the moment I wanted to remember.”
On the relationship between travel and photography.
Rolf Potts Places Journal May 2012 Permalink
As Playboy magazine moves to Los Angeles, the writer considers its place in the Midwest.
No other general interest magazine tried to reach readers in the wide swathe of land between New York and California. “It was a Midwestern magazine, designed for people there. If you wanted it to be hip, edgy, go toe-to-toe with GQ, you were making a mistake,” said Chris Napolitano, a former executive editor who began at Playboy in 1988.
Rachel Shteir Prospect Apr 2012 15min Permalink
The political fight over a new football stadium in Minnesota.
Steve Marsh Grantland May 2012 25min Permalink
The author on his mother’s deteriorating health and the “price of longevity.”
Michael Wolff New York May 2012 25min Permalink
A summer as a whorehouse Madame.
Michael Merriam n+1 May 2012 15min Permalink
The author reflects on his mayoral run with Norman Mailer against John Lindsay.
At the bar one night a couple of weeks after the primary, I looked up from a drink and saw my face and Norman's face floating across the screen on the NBC First Tuesday show. It is a network thing, and they did a 20-minute look at our campaign. The show reinforced my opinion that Norman and I had some of the most terrific lows in the history of anything that ever took place in this city. And, perhaps, a couple of highs that could be recognized as time passes a bit. Like maybe colleges for years will be using the things Norman Mailer was saying out in the streets.
Jimmy Breslin New York Jul 1969 25min Permalink