Smigel: Louis comes up with, "What if he says, 'I'm the nurturing president,'and I've developed the ability to breastfeed!" And I'm like, "Yeah, that's great! And then let's have him open the shirt and he's got eight nipples and he can breastfeed dogs and cats." Colbert: We had already lost a lot of sponsors. [Starts singing] It's a beautiful root beer day, the folks from Mug Root Beer have agreed to stay. But you better not breastfeed any puppies today, or you sure as hell will be on your way. So be careful you little punk, Dana Carvey! Even I think it's odd I remember all of the lyrics. I am very impressive...remembering reasons why shows I'm on failed.

In 1952, Abe Feller, the U.N.’s first General Counsel, jumped to his death. More than 50 years later, his great nephew tries to figure out why.

What has Ted Haggard, who left the New Life megachurch after admitting he purchased crystal meth and sexual favors from a male escort, been doing in the four years since? Selling insurance door to door and then… founding a new church and returning to the pulpit.

The original new journalist on his start at the Times, his daily writing routine, and why he’s always taken notes on shirt boards.

It started with a vague tip-off: a tug boat approaching the UK could be transporting cocaine. What followed was a race against the clock to find £500m in narcotics

“The mythical image of Malick that has been built up over the last 30-odd years is, in essence, a creation of the same media corps with whom the filmmaker himself has continually chosen not to engage.”

With her new book, the model tries to escape the oppressions of the male gaze. So our writer is keeping some of her secrets.

“If you think cam girls—those flirty naked characters that plague porn site pop-up ads—are raking in easy money, you’re right. If you think cam girls are bleakly stripping online out of desperation, you’re also right.”

After nearly 15 years in a Peruvian prison, an American woman convicted of aiding a Marxist terrorist group finds parole in Lima full of contradictions.

He helped build an artists’ utopia. Now he faces trial for 36 deaths there.

Her grandfather, she found out decades after he died, was not her grandfather. Who did that make her?

“I think I knew that at heart I was an aging spinster.”

It mostly had to do with Patch, the executive’s hyperlocal and unprofitable baby.

How two couples found a way to play the preschool system for profit.

Trump’s Commerce pick and a government by, and for, the super-rich.

Israel Keyes confessed to multiple murders, but committed suicide before revealing all the details.

Why America, and every other street in Massachusetts, runs (or will eventually run) on Dunkin’.

As the birds decline, one Icelandic island keeps throwing a rowdy, boozy puffin festival.

A sociologist’s controversial first book and the debate over who gets to speak for whom.

On his legacy, his impact on California, and why “saints should be judged guilty until proven innocent.”

USB sticks bearing digital video are the new radio.

Jack Nicholson interviewed at 73.

A young dealer goes on the lam after selling multiple masterpieces to several buyers simultaneously.

“His life with the virus would be his witness, his public testimony. Performance as life, and life as performance.”